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Bed Demotivational Poster

BARGAIN - Only £30 for this bed warmer.

always be afraid -

TAGS: bedtime horror
Rating: 3.38/5

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Reality Lord - May 14, 2013, 6:40 am

Nice. This would go well over at www.shivers.net....our spooky moti site

don't be a pussy -


TAGS: bed wetter cubbybear we forgive you
Rating: 3.22/5

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BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 2:14 pm
*it's in the works* what
ronsart - November 14, 2009, 1:55 pm
Cubby everyone so happy you back...now Bone can pick on you...lol
LogicDude - August 1, 2009, 9:19 pm
Check out the "August Calendar" challenge by RON in the Forum!
LogicDude - August 1, 2009, 8:28 pm
Oh where oh where has our Cubbybear gone? Oh where oh where can he beeeeeeee?


RESILIENCE - Snow White is the new flavor of the week, huh? No biggie. The evil Queen simply replaced her once-trusty magic mirror with some more useful wall décor.

TAGS: okay okay i m going to bed now
Rating: 2.79/5

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Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:26 am
Don't worry about it. You just went over a lot of heads. Can't let it get you down. You make great posters.
Produceman117 - November 9, 2009, 12:23 am
**jaw drops in shock of this poster's relative score**
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 6:53 pm
Thank you. I am a humble man...it's hard though, considering how awesome I am. jk
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 6:41 pm
Touché, but you're just being modest.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 6:34 pm
You know what they say about blind squirrels...
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 6:10 pm
At last! You're the first one to mention/notice the symbolism of his name and my status here. Of course it'd be you, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 6:06 pm
Noob Smoke...I laugh every time I see his name.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 6:05 pm
I always feel like someone's pointing and laughing at my avatar behind my back.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 5:21 pm
Oh I didn't mean you. I meant everyone else that 1L'd it. I gotta start navigating elsewhere instead of checking Motifake so often... I'm getting WAY too attached to the performance of my posters.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 5:10 pm
poster. I already fived it.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 5:10 pm
I don't just 1L things that I don't understand. I usually a**ume there's a joke I'm missing, a really good one, so I auto five. That's why woody often gets high marks from me...well, there's another reason, but I won't go into that. Anyway this is a good
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 5:01 pm
BART: It's all good. At least you actually asked instead of rating 1L and casually walking away. ZED: If you have to ask... lol
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 4:46 pm
O, I get it. The mirror was saying Snow White was the prettiest, because it has to speak honestly...but the statue, on the other hand, ALWAYS points at the queen. Clever. Subtle. Sailed rrrriigggghhhtttt over my head. lol
Zed - November 7, 2009, 4:38 pm
Yes, but what does that have to do with global warming?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 3:52 pm
...always tells her that she is. That is, until Snow White grows up and becomes prettier than the queen. At that point the mirror tells the queen that Snow White is the prettiest. So the queen gets pissed and tries to kill her... you don't remember this?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 3:49 pm
It's okay, Bart. Apparently everyone else felt the same way. (And I thought this was my best one) Um... so in the fairy tale, the evil queen has a magic mirror of which she looks into daily and basically asks who the prettiest woman is. The mirror...
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:23 pm
I hope this isn't a stupid question but...what?

C3PO - Spicing it up in the bedroom

STUPIDITY - A wise man once said " you can't fix stupid." This proves his point.


COMFORT - What this bed would offer me, because my wife wouldn't be in it with me.

TANNING BEDS - Great for pasty hands and shins.

TAGS: tanning bed
Rating: 2.04/5

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DEATH BED - I got off of it for THIS!!

TAGS: death bed
Rating: 1.91/5

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counteRFail - April 14, 2010, 10:11 pm
oxygen lance vs concrete?
Derek - March 27, 2010, 10:38 pm
What's he doing Yeo?

TANNING BED - Ur dewin it wrongz!!1!

Remember When... -

TAGS: spider fear remembering kill bedroom
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:01 pm
Thanks Jesus!
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:00 pm
Thanks dizz!
JesusWept - January 8, 2016, 11:37 am
Welcome home, monkey lady! L L L L L
mizzdizz - January 8, 2016, 10:14 am
LOL! Welcome back Prissy!!!!! 5 LOL lions!

Marriage -

TAGS: marriage couple bed sleep
Rating: 5/5

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Zeul - August 28, 2016, 9:34 pm
Dizz, No Ma'am ... Cowboy Country, where a lady is to be respected
MissPriss - August 25, 2016, 11:53 am
I hear the older you get the easier it is to keep the matrimonial union alive and thriving.
Zeul - August 24, 2016, 8:40 pm
Get ...wrong thread ... Tired ole buzzard
Zeul - August 24, 2016, 8:38 pm
Interesting ... Next to Mrs I thought Priss and Dizz were 2 of the classiest ladies i know .... Hmmm
rerun - August 24, 2016, 8:30 pm

about as accurate a post as I have ever seen.
MissPriss - August 24, 2016, 9:41 am
Thy Savior be divorce and believe it or not I wasn't the annoying one teehee
concern3 - August 24, 2016, 3:08 am
Marriage allows you to annoy one special person the rest of your life, UP yours
MissPriss - August 23, 2016, 11:47 pm
thanks jeebus
JesusWept - August 23, 2016, 2:16 pm
LOL you nailed it, MissP! (Nailed...get the pun??) ^^^^^Up

Scapegoat -

TAGS: religion god devil obedience selfishness
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - April 23, 2016, 8:34 pm
Why, thank you.
JesusWept - April 23, 2016, 2:25 pm
Now that's a new twist to an old story XD

Doubt -

TAGS: bedpost score
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 20, 2015, 5:33 am
fantastic a 5er
mizzdizz - November 19, 2015, 8:25 pm
Maybe that's the number of spiders she's killed? LOL! Good one, Ashy! 5L
JesusWept - November 19, 2015, 4:53 pm
LOL brilliant! L L L L L

Guidance -

TAGS: riots unrest protesting disobedience violence
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2016, 8:11 pm
Some people fight for freedom, but can't stand it when their neighbors express it.


throw pillows -

TAGS: throw pillows bed floor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2016, 5:35 am
I always thought that particular decorative statement was way too much, and the small pillows are always rock hard. How useless is that? chuckle, chuckle...^!

Prophylactics -

TAGS: love bedroom relationship *** condom
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - March 12, 2017, 2:30 pm
Don't forget the lube.
concern3 - March 8, 2017, 5:03 am
Nice, UP yours

Darling... -

TAGS: darling marriage bed carvings adultery
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 27, 2016, 12:27 pm
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 27, 2016, 10:17 am
Funny, UP yours

I lost it again. -

Once Again -

TAGS: kimye brangilina kim kardashian robbed
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - October 4, 2016, 11:20 am
yes but half the stuff was on lone, besides she'll make more money off the publicity than the insurance.
EmilioDumphque - October 4, 2016, 3:24 am
Insurance scam?

I just know someone is sleeping on the top! -

Stand Corrected -

My Liege -

Spooning -

TAGS: spoons spooning fork position bed
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2015, 11:01 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary. Guess being gone is proof that quality is better than quantity? Thanks, glad you liked it.
MissPriss - June 15, 2015, 10:58 pm
Someone has to keep Starbucks in business, 1 spewed coffee at a time. Thanks for the 5er mizz.
MissPriss - June 15, 2015, 10:56 pm
What come? Mentally I've always been here...teehee. Thanks for the L's Jesus.
GaryO - June 15, 2015, 1:47 am
This shyt was missed. Welcome back, Prissy
mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 11:36 pm
...choke..cough..sputter... need towel----DAMMIT Prissy! You made me waste another perfectly good cup of coffee laughin' at yur stuff!!!ROTFL!!!! 5L!!!!!!!
JesusWept - June 14, 2015, 11:14 pm
What a comeback! L L L L L

Deathbed -

TAGS: death hangover calendar caveman bed
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - June 6, 2015, 8:29 am
ROTFL! Choking on coffee....Excellent, C-man! Great dropkick with the last line! 5 ROTFL lions!