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Bed Demotivational Poster


DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.


TAGS: spider revenge book bed kill
Rating: 4.91/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:23 am
Yup. That's the motifake I needed to read right before going to sleep... or at least bed.


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?


TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


KIDS - Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs?


TAGS: nightlight monster under bed
Rating: 4.48/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 4, 2012, 1:26 pm
Grammar: ...a 7.5 watt bulb* good poster though


OOMPA LOOMPA - doopity doo tanning beds will do this to you.


TAGS: tanning bed oompa loompa
Rating: 4.73/5

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Freeway911 - May 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
Thanks. I plan to add more so save the extra 5L for one that may not be so good.
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:12 pm

i lol'd. you got 5L. then i saw it was your first poster. congrats...i'd give you another 5L for this being your first if i could. :)


BEDTIME STORIES - Oh it's fun being a parent...


TAGS: bedtime stories
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:36 pm
That line in itself can be used as a demotivator haha, glad you liked it and again, thanks, much appreciated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm

It's my kind of smarmy humor! (No wonder my kid's a coroner.)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:19 pm
What?? it's actually funny? thanks, I didn't expect it (really I didn't I thought it would be turned around at the approval queue) so thank you VERY much the comment is highly regarded and appregiated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:57 pm

I laughed 'til I fainted. Sorry it took me so long to leave you a 5L on this one. Just GREAT!~


MINIMALISM -




SHORT STORY -


TAGS: short bedtime story
Rating: 4.77/5

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champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
LOL
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
I know that story!


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: a lioness in public is a tigress in bed
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:28 pm
5L... for the poster AND the inside info... I did not know that Jim Croce had a son.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:18 am
Folk, more than country. But if it counts as country, it's good country. A rarity indeed.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:17 am
Jim Croce was the real deal. Great lyrics. And just a great sense of what's real and worth singing about. And humour too.
MrRandom - October 17, 2009, 12:17 am
Sounds like a county song
Sean - October 17, 2009, 12:16 am
This poster was truly inspired by the Jim Croce son Rollerderby Queen. It's on the Tube of You. "Her friends called her Toughie, but all her buddies called her Spike." And "The meanest hunk 'a woman that anybody ever seen ... down in the arena." ...


TIME -


TAGS: bed school time
Rating: 4.93/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:47 pm
Proof someone hates us right there.


DOCTOR -




GOODNIGHT - Nothing said Goodnight like... A Stare across the room.




DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE. -


TAGS: fear scariest movie bed thinking
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:33 am
Especially don't watch a movie directed by David Lynch before bed. I don't know what's 5carier - not understanding his movies OR actually understanding them.
MashiMashi - January 22, 2012, 8:12 am
Apallo 18 wasn't a scary movie , it was a good movie but not scary....until I was in my basement doing laundry, ZAT lintball is one of them Appallo 18 thangs coming to get me.
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:56 am
I don't know Dj there's something to be said scaring yourself witless upon occasion. It helps you grow.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:12 am
Love it. A funny from LA. :D That's why I don't watch horror at night. Or by myself. But, forever alone post-divorce, so haven't watched a horror flic in awhile. :/
gas - January 21, 2012, 10:56 pm
and alway5 when you're about to fall asleep


PORTRAITS -


TAGS: night bed sleep
Rating: 4.46/5

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dy2012 - June 9, 2012, 12:54 am
Nice one Sho!You're the master of supense..Alfred Hitch**** of Motifake
Sho - June 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
visit motitwist.com for motivational ones. no need to create a new acount
RealityCheck - June 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
It's supposed to be a motivational poster, not a short novel.
LiquidAngel - June 2, 2012, 5:54 pm
creepy and creative, beautifully done
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:21 am
A motifake that you created.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:20 am
Dude! I think that’s the second Motifake I nearly defecated myself. Good job!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 8:03 am

shivers, wonderful


DEEP THOUGHTS TO PONDER - Does a dyslexic agnostic lay in bed all night wondering if there really is a Dog ?


TAGS: dyslexic agnostic dog wonder bed
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - July 5, 2011, 6:42 am
ROFL!!


JOSH AND JARED -


TAGS: strange bedfellows
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:24 pm
Awe5ome! So true! Sad to hear about the name Josh, I liked that name. Although I'm a little prejudiced to the name Jared, on account of that being my d-bag brother's name, LOL!
JesusWept - August 20, 2015, 6:24 am
Ok, i give up. I don't get it!
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:47 am
s-o-o-o, I guess ‘every kiss begins with Jared’ would be out too...I s’pose... glad ta see you hobble back, ya ol’ bat
lgvernon - August 19, 2015, 10:30 pm

Taking the Subway came to mind as a title, but I couldn't think of anything to add that wouldn't have landed me on the dark side. Nice to be back.
Greeny - August 19, 2015, 9:51 pm
There's a bologna & mayo joke in there somewhere... nice seein'ya again LG


LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?




OOGITY BOOGITY -


TAGS: monster under bed king
Rating: 4.93/5

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Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:23 am
Perfect! 5L


SWEET QUOTES -


TAGS: agdaniele aggy becoming mature by bedding a cou***
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
credit where credit is due... I copied this style of poster from its original creator, Crankyhead.
CANADA - November 23, 2010, 6:07 pm
sweet!
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 4:33 pm
Pats place, Nov 20, 3 something am.
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:54 pm
oops! he wrote it in a poster comment a few days ago.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:30 am

5L despite the misquote...wasn't aggy...lol...111894...lolz.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 10:26 pm
SAWEET


DOMINO AFFECT -


TAGS: aggy bed challenge roofie extacy
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 10:57 pm
You're not reading between the lines, Face! Everything can have dual facets... sort of like affect and effect!


LEAPING - THROW YOUR HEART OVER THE FENCE AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW... HOPEFULLY!




WOMEN -


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.


CHEESE - As an artfull expression of...an explosion of a 20lb bag of mozzarella




CANCER? WHAT CANCER - Tanning beds as deadly as arsenic.’ Like, what? Isn’t that poison?”




OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


Gotta Know -


TAGS: sleep feelings refreshed bed day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!


WHAT IS THIS COSPLAY YOU SPEAK OF WOMAN? -




PARENTING SKILLS - Rerun has always believed in being flexible


TAGS: monsters under the bed
Rating: 4.63/5

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ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 8:45 pm
Capt. Morgan's Spellbinding Elixer works as well.
rerun - July 27, 2010, 8:09 pm

Mr. Jim may very well be the reason I am a dad today....very nice
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 8:08 pm
love it 5l's
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 8:05 pm
Nice one Air.


REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge day i did it in the bedroom with the big pipe
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 2:46 pm
Great job Grey! 5 golden pipe wrenches for u sir!


I’VE NEVER KNOWN BEFORE SUCH EXQUISITE SUFFERING - As I watched you walk away I gave into panicking


TAGS: disturbed
Rating: 4.18/5

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makingplans4nigel - June 5, 2012, 7:04 pm
in all honesty it was like 8th or 9th page on google when i typed heartbreak
Shark8 - June 5, 2012, 4:34 pm
Nice picture -- Where did you find it?
Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:25 pm
And Blood Loss


CONFORMED -




WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -


TAGS: important bed james bond 007 finger
Rating: 3.68/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Well played, good sir.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:13 am
hidden greybeard


Blonde Moment #5 -


TAGS: robbed blonde k9 police
Rating: 4.88/5

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Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:23 pm
LOL
JesusWept - April 16, 2014, 4:59 pm
Do you mind? I'm blonde LMAO!! L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:41 pm
A lot of these I've never heard before - they were great! :D
MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 9:31 pm
There you are, the last of the series. Hope you've enjoyed them and thanks all for suffering through each and every series!


Obediance -


TAGS: obedience defiance parents
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 3:58 am
If kids were always obedient, there wouldn't be any grand-kids.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:26 pm
and destined for the hall of fame.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:25 pm
E...P....I...C!


bed time stories -


TAGS: bed father dead
Rating: 4.71/5

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Zetmonk - April 26, 2013, 7:35 am
Actually, picturing the gibbers and squeaks is the part that gets to me.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 10:07 pm
Geezus, Dad, every freaking night?
Greeny - April 25, 2013, 9:53 pm
And then some
motinet - April 25, 2013, 9:16 pm

amsome!


silent treatment -


TAGS: girlfriend bed cold eyes
Rating: 4.45/5

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BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~


I BOUGHT A WATER BED - Not quite what I was expecting.


TAGS: water bed
Rating: 4.28/5

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vulture - February 28, 2012, 12:56 am
Clever. I'm just going to sit here and wait for the tide to go out...
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 9:56 pm
Cool pic


ART - Really? REALLY?!


TAGS: bed unamde art
Rating: 1.64/5

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Domestic Tranquility -


TAGS: sheets community property bliss bed
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 4, 2015, 9:35 pm

You forgot the dog's section. At our house, it's the entire center section, with his and hers equal in size on opposite edges of the bed.


STOP SMOKING -


TAGS: deathbed humor macabre smoking cessation
Rating: 4.11/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2016, 9:51 pm

;)
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:43 pm
choke, sputter, gasp, NOW laughing, ROTFL! Yup, she did. 5 LOL lions! Tnx IgV! I was hoping I'd find a good laugh! I did!


I'M DISTURBED ENOUGH ALREADY -


TAGS: disturbed
Rating: 3.9/5

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RELATIONSHIP -


TAGS: life time day love marriage bed twister leg
Rating: 2.76/5

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The Goat - September 25, 2009, 9:44 am
So what was Rilke saying? That he preferred threesomes?


SNIPERS - They are a lonely and mentally disturbed




tucked in -


TAGS: bed daddy
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 17, 2013, 3:12 pm
GEE ZUES KEY RICED!
rerun - October 14, 2013, 7:30 pm

That is creepy as F.
Zetmonk - October 14, 2013, 5:01 pm
Mother*&^%#...
Greeny - October 14, 2013, 4:58 am
whoa - great bedtime story for the grand kid5
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:34 am
That just made the little hairs on my neck stand up! Very nice Sho, 5 spooky lions


Marriage -


TAGS: married enemies beds wars sleeping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thanks and right back at ya. Really enjoying yours dawg.
spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:36 pm
Excellent run of posters Miss P.


CONFORMITY -


TAGS: alone bed cold
Rating: 4.73/5

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shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 12:41 pm
Instant 5Ls. This is what this site is for. Please keep going.
rerun - August 7, 2012, 9:42 pm

downright depressing, this is why this site was created. 5L


HYPNIC JERK -


TAGS: sleep fall bed
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:20 pm
Awe, man Sho! Hahaha, man! You got me there. Another poster you've made that'll give me in5omnia for another week.
TheSanityInspector - March 24, 2013, 1:39 pm
Oh, didn't see that punchline coming!


IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE... - Just roll me out of bed and call the undertaker in the morning.




KEEPING COUNT..?? - No no no.., that is how many Mosquito's I have squashed... Honestly my Darling you are my first...


TAGS: bed post keeping count
Rating: 4.23/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 31, 2010, 9:12 am
ahahah nice


RIBBED - ...for her pleasure... I know it's a low blow, but life's too short for political correctness


TAGS: ribbed
Rating: 3.79/5

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RonE - May 21, 2012, 7:09 pm
not from me. But I'll add, if you don't mind: d***ed super models and their anorexic diets.
Bumgrubs - May 21, 2012, 1:57 am
*waits for flame war*


WHAT!?! - WHERE'S MY COKE & FRIES!?!




JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.




CUBBY'S BEDROOM - The waiting list is growing !!


TAGS: cubby bedroom waiting list growing fans panda s**t
Rating: 1.8/5

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Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 8:37 am
As long as he likes my sloppy seconds...


MY BED -


TAGS: motifake money bed pwnd
Rating: 1.55/5

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spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:33 pm
Aaaaaand I'm calling it a night. Burp, derp, cuckoo!
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:41 am
LOL! In all the wrong places!!! My cuban won't like this!
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:36 am
Too much cheesecake?
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:34 am
Crap - fell asleep. I think that's my que.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:31 am
Take care Space. Don't forget the flea powder.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:30 am
Buh, bye.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:25 am
I'm making zero sense or funny. Cuckoo! Good night everyone.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 1:10 am
Nighty night, space.
spacedog - March 13, 2010, 1:07 am
Good night everybody.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 1:02 am
Ciao, cosmic canine.
spacedog - December 19, 2009, 1:01 am
Me go nite nite now. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:42 am
*got*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:40 am
You guys are sissies.......Zed just git here and you're running away?......How's it going Mr Zed? (you p***)
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:37 am
Asta Manyana? Night guys.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 3:35 am
Ciao, space... I think we all need rest. Buona sera.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:35 am
That's it. I'm done. Call me in the morning, your money is on the dresser.
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:55 am
G'night all.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 5:43 am
Night, space.
spacedog - November 15, 2009, 5:41 am
Good night everyone.
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:30 am
....Sleep well?? Night!
spacedog - October 7, 2009, 1:29 am
Good night guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:17 am
Night Space.....what's your address again?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:15 am
LOL!!!!! Take it easy, space!!! Good having you around tonight.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 2:14 am
Good night all.
db - September 26, 2008, 2:39 pm
a more even distribution of money would provide more consistent back support
Agamemnon - July 26, 2008, 1:12 am
Well yeah, the money's nice but what about your posture?
John - July 19, 2008, 5:01 am
I wish that was my bed!


Before you fall apart -


TAGS: lie bed hope sleep fall apart
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 30, 2016, 12:45 am
Before...after...the order really doesn't matter when you've already fallen. Nicely UP'd Slick.
mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 10:41 pm
Some weeks are like that! Excellent, 69! ^!


NURTURING -




bedtime -


TAGS: bedtime horror
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - May 14, 2013, 6:46 am

Another poster that would look great over at shivers. Can i ask you drop it over there as well :)


RETIREMENT - When Your Mom Retires From Her Job, The Streets Will Get Messy




I GUESS IT'S ONLY FAIR - You ignore me now and I get to ignore you in bed.


TAGS: fair ignore now bed
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - September 8, 2012, 12:45 am
teehee thanks for the vote and comment
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:47 pm
Awe5ome! I guess its no "hooters" for him tonight.


PRIVATE INFERNO -




PLEASE MR. SMOKEY -


TAGS: we can stay in a motel room next time separate beds i swear
Rating: 3.69/5

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Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 6:19 pm
Prying the window open is usually more convenient...that 8 by 10 picture of the Power Rangers setting on the window sill comes in handy to prop the window on.
Chopperliscious - November 12, 2009, 3:29 am
During the 90's, a woman in New South Wales got a murder charge dropped to manslaughter on grounds of temporary insanity caused by PMS.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:59 am
It's about PMS, you know? *snickers*
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 2:56 am
Still love this one.


THE NEW JERSEY BOMB - Do not approach! Do not approach




LOLCATS -




THE TIME BOMB IS TICKING - and no one is listening, our future is fading, is there any hope we'll survive?




MITE - Yeah, you sleep with these.


TAGS: mite gross disgusting bed everyday bugs
Rating: 2.88/5

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LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:46 am
I dunno about that, but I did need to get new glasses since I started looking at Motifake....ruby quartz optics to stop my eye beams from destroying you all that is!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
pro - December 30, 2008, 6:05 am
Don't worry, Motifakers! I was just yanking your chain. http://psychcentral.com/lib/2007/does-masturbation-cause-blindness/
Sean - December 29, 2008, 10:14 pm
--make allowances for the fact that we are dealing with one who can effortlessly spell "masturbation" correctly -- a rarity amounst the users of this site (see my poster "MASTERBATION", for further proof). Bye (Not "Bi"!)
Sean - December 29, 2008, 10:14 pm
Ah LD, you're earned your spots, dude. pro is obvioulsy alluding to the fact that as g** as I appear at times, I am only faking (sound the word out: "homo" - "phony"). While I don't necessarily understand where pro is coming from on this one, we have to
pro - December 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
Are you going blind, LD? Too much masturbation?
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:12 pm
Did pro say it was a "homo-based misunderstanding" just then?
Khatmonsuk - December 29, 2008, 9:13 am
Let's not get immature...=)
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:34 am
Yeah, that's it. Everything but the "hilarious" part. * aside to audience: "Don't no one tell that bastard how long it took me to type due to my laughing hysterically -- no srsly! pro is insufferable given even a hint of encouragement." *
pro - December 28, 2008, 9:51 pm
"Mighty in bed" is what your wife calls me, Sean, so maybe it's all just a hilarious homophony-based misunderstanding.
BuZZbomb - December 28, 2008, 8:41 pm
Really? Your wife tells me she gets plenty of action. Maybe her bed has mites too.
Sean - December 28, 2008, 7:45 pm
Love it ... and the really dperessing part is that I get more action from them than I do the wife.


DISOBEDIENCE -


TAGS: disobedience kids water ocean lake wrong
Rating: 2.36/5

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Zai - August 8, 2009, 11:46 pm
The wording on the sign is wrong for the joke you made. Good effort, but I think it should be more like "Obeying laws: you're doing it right."
agdaniele - April 9, 2009, 9:44 pm
Jmac0585... what your conga-line of posters lack in ingenuity, they make up for with insipidity.


efficiency -


TAGS: hospital bed taxi
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 18, 2013, 2:20 pm
In the UK the health service is funded by National Insurance payments which is paid by every employed person and businesses and topped off from General Taxation.
Bolverk3778 - July 18, 2013, 2:14 pm
Have you noticed that the ones complaining about free at point of use health care are the same ones that can afford to pay an accountant to work out the taxes that they somehow avoid paying?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:39 am
Another poster that inspires me to move to Canada, lol. 5L


Good In Bed -


TAGS: men good bed misunderstand sleep
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 17, 2014, 2:05 am
3 in the bed and the little one said move over, move over. So they all rolled over and Missy fell out and missed out on all the fun!
GaryO - June 16, 2014, 8:36 am
Prissy be rollin’. Watch Prissy roll. Roll Prissy roll.


obedience training -


TAGS: obedience
Rating: 5/5

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trbecome - April 1, 2014, 2:29 pm
he might as well eat them. he won't need them anymore without shoes
Greeny - April 1, 2014, 6:55 am
Odor Eaters warmed in the oven and drizzled with Olive Oil - yum. Best with sweaty sock fuzz still attached.


Paid for by the keep BobbEdwards HOT assn. -


TAGS: tribute to bobbedwards bobbedwards bobbedwards
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:30 am
Dammit! Election time in Canada again?
Cannabal - October 1, 2013, 5:51 am
Better you than vik, Bobb.
Greeny - October 1, 2013, 5:29 am
Hi Bob! *takes drink* Ooo! An extra B! *takes another drink*
steve1961 - October 1, 2013, 3:15 am
Who is Bobb Edwards?
Sho - October 1, 2013, 12:40 am
hahaha
chickenlittle - September 30, 2013, 11:15 pm
haha that's great!! :D 5L's from the BobbEdwards fan club!
BobbEdwards - September 30, 2013, 10:36 pm
5/F :-P


Yeah... -


TAGS: skeleton love bed wait man
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 16, 2014, 1:53 am
In all honesty Sho...I'm not, nope, not at all...teehee
Sho - May 15, 2014, 10:51 am
that made me lol hard. I'm sorry
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:49 pm
Awww...(sniffle) Mr. Gary.
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:45 pm
Heh, just like my mother's day.


The Morning After -


TAGS: man woman bed morning lizarda
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2014, 3:32 pm
Since they spread salmonella, yes!


Fractured Nursery Rhyme -


TAGS: bedtime story for bug eradicator
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 8, 2014, 11:59 pm
Looks like a Black Widow web!
Airman - May 8, 2014, 9:51 pm
and you expect us all to sleep tonight? d*** you


obedience school -




was it good for you? -




One-Legged Dog -


TAGS: dog collie one legged obedient stay
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:44 am
he'd have to if he ever wanted to h*mp your leg.
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:43 am
My grandpa was from the Ukraine and always said "a one legged dog makes for a great stew!" or sumtin like that...teehee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2013, 11:29 pm
Of course, Granddad was an alcoholic sociopath with violent tendencies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2013, 11:28 pm
My Grandfather often said that "a one legged dog can lead the pack better than most"
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 11:13 pm
still, looks like he has a spring in his step
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 10:39 pm
Does that really well, has lots of problems with sit though.
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 10:38 pm
Nope, that was the runt from the same litter :)
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:06 pm
Stay. Good doggie.
Oldsod - November 28, 2013, 5:34 pm
Answers to Lucky?


The Color Of Fear -




Monsters -




PHILOSOPHY -




Erotica -


TAGS: girl bed
Rating: 4.86/5

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THEY'RE BAA-AAACK -




childbirth for dummies -


TAGS: bedtime stories
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - November 5, 2014, 6:58 pm
I do love a pop up
Greybeard - October 16, 2014, 12:29 am
5LMAO. Hahaha


Bad Habits -




WALMART -


TAGS: bedsheet on the sofa
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - October 20, 2010, 2:17 am
LMAO!!!


convenience -


TAGS: life death free bed
Rating: 4.73/5

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RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:14 pm
When Your time comes... You will surely be there 5 toe tags for You


Breakfast In Bed -


TAGS: angry housewife breakfast bed suggestions
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:45 pm
I'm guessing the sleep on the floor followed very quickly after the conk to the head. Thanks for the comment Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks Papa!
GaryO - June 20, 2013, 9:48 am
Been ‘er, but the skillet was cast iron. It really doesn't hurt if hit in the back of the head, but that floor, in the morning…frickin’ cold.
PapaFox - June 20, 2013, 7:58 am
Good one :-D


BUT.. BUT.. - why don't they like anime?


TAGS: my masterpiece is being bombed
Rating: 4.71/5

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LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
Anime p*** forseti...just beware of the tentacles.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 6:05 pm
So there is unpopular stuff that is great? Can't believe that... Is it a trap??
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 3:26 pm
anime has its place and it is not here. Anime is like country music. The popular stuff is garbage.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:44 pm
make more sense!!!! I reject whatever isn't funny....if all anime happens to fall under that heading....well, Yeah for me!
Zealot - September 30, 2010, 2:33 pm
one thing i don't get is why they will reject if the pic in question doesn't even have a story to make a joke about
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:08 pm
BECAUSE.. BECAUSE.. (nuff said)


whispers -


TAGS: man woman bed
Rating: 4.69/5

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BED - Weekday morning when you have to get up for work: the most cosy, comfortable, and wonderful place in the known universe. Weekend morning when the day is your own: meh.




GOOD NIGHT MOTIFAKE - I am being dragged off to bed ...




Mother -


TAGS: bed closet
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:49 am

OK, now I am TOTALLY freaked out~~5LLLLL


Are we keeping you awake? -


TAGS: goodnight horror sleep bed
Rating: 4.5/5

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getuppunk - May 5, 2013, 10:46 pm
Thank You I did it for our page on facebook scary movie fanatics check it out
rerun - May 5, 2013, 3:38 pm

d***, you have the creep factor covered. Love it, 5L & welcome to the site


THE PRISON FENCE -




MARRIAGE -




TRANQUILLITY -


TAGS: bed sleep life tub
Rating: 4.45/5

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The Little Woman -




Millionaires -


TAGS: million marry bedbound
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2014, 1:39 pm
Because the only thing you get to take with you are secrets.


NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .




Yes !!!! -




Electronic Companies -


TAGS: electronics computers videogames bedknobs broomsticks
Rating: 3.6/5

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CloudchaserS - May 7, 2013, 12:27 am
I'm thinking mostly just see the symptoms, complain and developers work to find the root and fix it.
falloutghoul - May 6, 2013, 6:14 pm
Maybe, but will the customer actually know the root of the problem, or only witness the symptoms of the problem?
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2013, 11:35 am
Because it's cheaper to release a product, let the customers find the problems, listen to their complaints than to pay developers to find all the bugs before the product is released.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 10:46 am
Dude, I should have entitled it, "Epic Fail," lol. Oh, well. Next time :-D
falloutghoul - May 6, 2013, 8:56 am
That's what they do when they release a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th version of the 1st.


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